Warning: All those considering an investment in Labour Political Futures should be aware that the party's current leadership is interchangeable and essentially 'armless.
ONLY LABOUR would voluntarily supply the nation with such an extraordinary opportunity for mockery. Keep up the tweeting, Jacinda!
Your captions should be witty and political - outright unpleasantness will not be published.
The winning entry will replace my own effort beneath the photo.
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